Same goes for all the uncle-jis in our life – they’re just a random older relative. Wait, what do you mean they’re not really your aunty?! Yes, we all have at least one relative called Pinky, and what? They all can speak fluent English, punctuated with Indian swear words... To add to our misery, most of them also recycle their underwear by wearing them inside out. The spitting and pissing syndrome: We've seen men stop their cars in the middle of rush hour traffic, open their fly, pull out their appendage and piss on the road in full public view. Sex: Coming from the land of Kama Sutra, we are ashamed to admit that Indian men know nothing about the female body, let alone are aware of what to do in bed. Unfortunately for them, we are not porn stars and that's not how we like to have sex! Anti-friends: Why are they always scared of meeting our friends? His caste: You're both not the same caste, so it's not working out? You will be expected to learn Punjabi/ Hindi/ Gujarati within a week, ok? Buy bigger trousers and prepare to pile on the gulab jamun pounds.
Keeping us waiting at a bus/metro stop, bringing their friends along for support, ordering for us and going dutch definitely don't make them dating material. We have a tattoo, enjoy a drink or two and hang out with your friends, so we must definitely be ‘easy,’ right? His mother: Nothing and no one ever supercedes the Indian mother.Though I am doing LLB and interested to become Lawyers because my uncle is also in this field ...Read More » Hi guys, I am Sanya Gupta from Patna Bihar. I am in Atlanta for 3 years and I just had a feeling that girls in south really don't like indian guys that much.I have been to bars and clubs or any other decent places.